Bourne Ultimatum Premiere MESS!

Oh, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, darling. Why must you make our job so easy? In our last Bonnie post, 90% of you ignored the subject at hand and merely ranted on about her ugly clothes, poor girl.

 Now you have EVERY right to do so.

Bonnie rolled up to the Bourne Ultimatum film premiere in London on August the 15th dressed in this monstrosity. All she needs is a cup of loose change to complete the image.

And note how no one looks interested asides from the keyboardist from Sparks in the background who clearly believes he’s spotted the Queen Mother.

Next time, Bonnie, please don’t let your grandmother dress you. Your grandmother with cataracts. The one who thinks the messerschmitts are coming every time the doorbell rings. The one used her curtains to knock up a skirt for you.

More photos below. Click for biggification and Katie Leung who dressed like a 60 year old yet managed to almost pull it off. Note: Bonnie’s wearing her “premiere shoes” again!

 

My Boy Dan

Yet another photo of Dan on set for upcoming TV movie My Boy Jack has been released in The Daily Star. This time, we get to see him looking both dashing and poncey in a public (that means private) school boy’s uniform. It also looks like he has a mobile phone stashed down those pinstripe trousers. or is it? *shifty eyes*

He goes on to say “For many people my age, the First World War is just a topic in a history book. But I’ve always been fascinated by the subject and think it’s as relevant today as it ever was.” which we would say too if we were being paid to act in a film about it.

Oh, and the scan is from veritaserum.com I suppose we should credit them. sniff.

Rupert makes list of top 10 redheads.

Yeah, so gossip is slow – sorry, guys.

Anyway, Rupert made the Telegraph’s Top 10 Ginger Celebrities list. You can see the rest here and, bearing in mind Charlie Dimmock made number 10 (a bra-less tv gardener for those who don’t know) you can safely say the list is just a big fat waste of webspace.

Of his ginger locks, Rupert says: “I get recognized a lot because my hair stands out. Of course, now I have long ginger hair, so it’s easy to spot me“.

Rupert Grint Drunk xD

Emma-watson-fans.net does it again, bringing to us this marvellous photo of Rupert Grint after a few too many drinks…and looking like he’s thoroughly enjoying it.

Bonnie pot head pic – just for fun.

This picture from emma-watson-fans.net rears it’s ugly head once more causing mass hysteria! I she smoking pot or merely reading a slip from a fortune cookie? It’s pretty old but we’ve ressurected it for you to decide amongst yourselves. Most creative explanation of what she’ s up to gets a cookie.

Anachronisms a go!

Here’s some more photos of Daniel Radcliffe on set of the filming for My Boy Jack from harrypottertrio.com. You can see him without the creepy caterpillar moustache, with mobile phone and having a Diet Coke Break.

Check ‘em out herrrre.

Emma ‘n Tom – update

We weren’t going to bother with this but decided to since a few people have mentioned it to us. But, yes, the press finally picked up on Emma and Tom Ducker’s relationship.

We reported about it back in March this year.

Enjoy a picture of them sunnying it up in the French Riviera:

Dirty OldMan

Apparently Daniel Radcliffe is basing his love life on sex tips from Gary (Oldman).

Instead of discussing their acting and upcoming scenes during the filming of the last film Gary n’ Harry were too busy discussing the importance of getting along with your girl friends parents and naughty girl stuff.

Radcliffe said “Gary did give me a few really good pieces of advice about girls that I’m definitely going to stick to.

“One of them was that you’ve got to find out if they get on with their parents, which is a good rule of thumb.

“I can’t repeat the rest. It was a private moment between myself and Gary!”

Nod. Let’s take a closer look at this one. Mr Oldman’s track record makes him a perfect mentor when it comes to relationships. Every single partner ran away screaming from this man;

Donya Fiorentino (photographer; married on February 16, 1997; divorced on April 13, 2001), Uma Thurman (actress; born on April 29, 1970; married in October 1990; divorced in 1992), Lesley Manville (actress; born on March 12, 1956; divorced).  Youch.

Yup. This guy sure knows what he’s doing when it comes to romance. Good luck, Dan.

Lucius Malfoy – Action Man.

Ooh, one of our favourite topics to report on combined with one of our favourite evil villains.

Expected in November, photos have been released on the upcoming lucius Malfoy action figure. Hurrah!

You can see one shot here and here’s him standing in front of a coffee shop, training an invisible dog:

BTW, if you’re bugging your brains to figure out who he looks like, it’s Patrick Stewart.

Radcliffe + moustache = …

The first pictures of Daniel Radcliffe on set of the TV drama, My Boy Jack, have turned up. Not only do we get to see Dan resplendent in WW1 uniform but with a Remus Lupin-y caterpillar moustache. Still got the same glasses though. Every time we see a picture of Dan, it’s another struggle not to fetch the tweezers -  will someone sort this boy’s eyebrows before they blend down in to the moustache?

Click for biggification if ye dare: