Oh, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, darling. Why must you make our job so easy? In our last Bonnie post, 90% of you ignored the subject at hand and merely ranted on about her ugly clothes, poor girl.
Now you have EVERY right to do so.
Bonnie rolled up to the Bourne Ultimatum film premiere in London on August the 15th dressed in this monstrosity. All she needs is a cup of loose change to complete the image.
And note how no one looks interested asides from the keyboardist from Sparks in the background who clearly believes he’s spotted the Queen Mother.
Next time, Bonnie, please don’t let your grandmother dress you. Your grandmother with cataracts. The one who thinks the messerschmitts are coming every time the doorbell rings. The one used her curtains to knock up a skirt for you.
More photos below. Click for biggification and Katie Leung who dressed like a 60 year old yet managed to almost pull it off. Note: Bonnie’s wearing her “premiere shoes” again!
What you’ve been saying…